who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
