do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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