I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
