Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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