More tranny stories later!
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
is it fun? or sober?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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