I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
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