too bad you live with your parents still
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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