The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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