Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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