But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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