I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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