My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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