love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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