Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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