Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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