dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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