new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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