she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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