I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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