Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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