Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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