you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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