Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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