is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
