is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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