Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
is it fun? or sober?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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