Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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