Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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