So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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