My girlfriend figured out who you are.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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