Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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