Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
