Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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