no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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