he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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