would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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