His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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