Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I accidentally burped into my bong.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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