actually, I'm a sock model
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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