you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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