i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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