Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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