i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
COCAINE IS GR8
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
