Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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