North Korea, Best Korea!
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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