nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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