Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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