State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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