if you like me you must not know who I am
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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