Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Say something about gay babies.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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