Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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