And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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