Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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