16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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