Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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