Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
They have beer where we have blood.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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