what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Randomize
