have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I have post one night stand depression
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