your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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