She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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